A Time for Change

Take a look at the first piece of right wingnut art in my gallery.  It is a shining example of that endangered species that we call the Republicans.  You ask how they became endangered?  Well, they kept looking back as the country moved forward and we just left them all behind in a time warp on a bridge to nowhere.  Last we saw of them, they were all screaming and calling each other names.  That’s what they do in their natural habitat.  They don’t know any  other way.  You just can’t teach them to play nicely with others.  They were led by a loud, nasty one someone called Rush Limburger.

This one is an example of how they lived.  Always looking back to the 1950′s  when “Ike” was President and they could scare the hell out of everyone with threats of nuclear war.  Back then they said,  ”African Americans and women knew their place.   Ah, the good old days.”   They didn’t like change agents, desegregation, affirmative action, equal rights, equal pay and that sort of thing.

This one is an example of how much they didn’t like foreign people.   Strange considering that everyone in the country is foreign except native American Indians.  They didn’t like them much either.  Republicans liked old white waspy men….and sometimes young waspy boys.

New Flag Of The Republican Party

This is the Republican sign for jihad.  They adopted it when they were not happy with an African American in office so they declared war on their own country by saying they wanted their President to fail.  Sad.  Who does that?

This one is a lovely velvet painting that hung in their living rooms and shows their favorite old waspy men.  One was nearly impeached for numerous criminal acts and another one should have been impeached.    All of these old Republicans had things in common, they ran against big government, but expanded it every time.  Claimed to be fiscally responsible, but failed to balance budgets and cut taxes so much that the deficits went off the Richter scale.  But we understand that their old, white campaign donors did very well.

This is one of the old white republican dudes.  When he was President, he used to doze off in cabinet meetings.  After he was gone, they always wished for the “good old days,” thinking that no matter what year it was, they could ruin the country like 1980-1988.  We haven’t quite figured that out yet given that the country faced a huge savings and loan crisis at the time that cost people their retirement.  

Well, here is a  Team Sarah picture, but don’t look too closely because  rumor has it that if you look at it directly you become soul-less.